Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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