I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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