drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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