Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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