My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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