When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
