I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You need Xanax blowdarts
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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