In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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