I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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