never play flip cup with pint glasses
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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