are you still at the devil's house?
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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