Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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