I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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