Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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