It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Where is the hickey?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
