did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
