ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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