I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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