You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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