whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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