I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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