what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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