Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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