Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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