Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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