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She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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