I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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