By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
All the doctor said was why
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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