I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
This can only be settled by a dance off.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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