If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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