I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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