you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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