Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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