is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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