We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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