I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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