By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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