what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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