But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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