she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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