Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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