do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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