Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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