none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
We need to feng shui this bitch.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
