Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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