Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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