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Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.

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(970): View more from Colorado

last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!

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(740): View more from Ohio

becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.

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(214): View more from Texas

you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?

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i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation

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(319): View more from Iowa

I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!

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(574): View more from Indiana

No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.

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