did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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