do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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