At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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