Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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