Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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