Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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