Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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