Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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